if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Define "chronic" masturbator.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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