I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
It was confusing and full of hummus
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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