New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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