I love black thongs
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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