I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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