we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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