what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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