Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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