Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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