He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
this will be a night to untag.
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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