when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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