All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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