if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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