i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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