Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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