whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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