I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
They are going to name an STD after you.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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