he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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