The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
someone owes me an orgasm
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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