Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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