just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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