why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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