so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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