Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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