Already got asked if we're dating
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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