she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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