oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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