Michael Bay diarrhea
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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