We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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