I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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