I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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