Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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