i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Randomize
