Just mADE A PArabola og urine
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Girls should come with a carfax report
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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