Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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