I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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