I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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