Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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