which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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