I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
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