i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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