how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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