Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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