Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm sobbing to NWA
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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