Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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