It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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