Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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