ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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