I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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