What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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