I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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