morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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