woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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