Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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