he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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