Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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